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Too scared to play all your lovely vintage vinyl in case you tarnish its resale value? What a modern problem. Luckily we’ve got a modern solution. This Teeny Tiny Turntable! Complete with three different mini-LPs, this turntable is truly teeny, tiny, and bags of fun. Just slot one of the ‘records’ onto the pin and give it a spin to hear 70s funk, classic rock, or a bit of good ol’ fashioned jazz. But the fun doesn’t stop there - you can even customise it using the included stickers or swot up on your music history with the included 32 page book of fun facts about the best records of all time. It’s even better than a real record player! Certainly cheaper, anyway.

This collection of funny visual puzzles has your keys hidden in a range of everyday and not-so-everyday environments. The perfect gift for anyone who’s always misplacing their keys...which is pretty much everyone, right? This search-and-find adventure will have you frantically flipping through page after page looking for those elusive keys. But be warned, if you're prone to forgetfulness, you might just misplace the book itself. Just remember to check under the sofa cushions, in the fridge, and in every handbag you own before you give up hope. Who knows, you might just find your keys and a few other things you've been missing along the way!

Cats are meticulously cleanly animals, but they don't half love showing off their arses. The Cat Butt Colouring and Activity Book pays homage to these delicate derrieres, with 45 line drawings of pert cat booties winking you in the face. Enjoy colouring in lasers shooting from an intergalactic cat butt, a chill skater cat that isn't ashamed to hold his tail a little too high, and more! With an additional 25 games to play, this adult activity book is a veritable feline frenzy that every cat lover can get behind.

Swap your gym buddy for a f*ck buddy! Switch up cross-training for crotch-training! Stop kettlebell swinging and try actual swinging! The title says it all. This is Sexercise. SEX meets exercise. Don't worry, there'll still all manner of squatting, lunging and "interval training" - just in a lovely, fun, sexy way. It turns out shagging burns some serious calories, and with this cheeky guide at your disposal you can expand your bedroom repertoire and get fit at the same time. Featuring 96 pages of exercise "drills" to experiment with, the book even has space for you to list your achievements and log your athletic lovemaking.

Bring your wildest fantasies to life with this saucy, sexy collection of naughty games for adults.    Even if you already enjoy an amazing sex life (go you!), you’ll find plenty of rude and raunchy fun inside this book that’ll make your pulse race and your imagination run wild.    With delightfully detailed instructions – including a “You Will Need” list, Naughtiness Rating and Raunchy Rules – these games will take you on an erotic journey from Flirty Fun to Sex-Rated and along all the delicious avenues in between.   Stash it in your bedside drawer so you can always have it to hand. 

Do you know your Run-DMC from your Notorious B.I.G? Test your hip hop knowledge in this trivia game created by Grammy-nominated producer Sean Kantrowitz.   Featuring 300 questions, this spinoff of the live game show The Questions will challenge casual listeners and hardcore purists alike.    From the stories behind classic songs and albums, to the ways in which rappers have interwoven themselves into pop culture, The Questions covers it all   Released to coincide with hip hop’s 50th anniversary, it’s the perfect gift for the B-boy or B-girl in your life. 

Experience the magic of knitting in the first-ever Lord of the Rings knitting guide, featuring more than 25 patterns inspired by the mythical world of Tolkien’s Middle-earth. Inspired by the popular books and film adaptations—including beloved characters, locations, and natural elements––this guide features a variety of knitting techniques, like cables, lace, colorwork, brioche, and textured stitches, and it includes patterns for apparel, accessories, and home décor for every skill level. From the Hobbits’ warm, rustic knits and the Dwarves’ rugged armour to the intricate, lacy garments of the Elves of Rivendell, there’s a pattern to suit everyone in your life. With detailed instructions and stunning full-color photography, knit yourself an Elf Maiden Cloak, Second Breakfast Socks and Mittens, an Elven Bread Shawl, a Dwarf Battle Helmet, a One Ring to Warm Them All Scarf, a Precioussss Doll, and more with the help of this homage to the beautiful world of The Lord of the Rings.

Struggling to find entertaining pastimes while perching on the porcelain? Want to surprise your guests with your in-toilet entertainment? Just place 52 Things To Do While You Poo in arms reach and let the time pass peacefully away. Full of amusing quizzes, puzzles and activities, it’s a great way to take a break from your screen and combine a little bit of mindfulness with a time-wasting trip to the privy.