Stores: Firebox

Crying Unicorn Candle - Just light the tip of its spiralled horn and the Crying Unicorn Candle bursts into tears, weeping a waxy rainbow of colours. Cry me a rainbow. The ultimate gift for unicorn lovers.

Firebox £2.49

The Queeriodic Table - Whether you’re proudly out, peeking out of the closet, or just a friend to the community, there’s probably a lot you don’t know about LGBTQ+ culture. Especially if you’re one of those people who thinks RuPaul is basically the long and short of it. You’ve got some work to do, hun!

Firebox £9.99

If you're on this page it's for one of four reasons - you love dinosaurs, you love indoor plants, you love dinosaurs and indoor plants, you know someone else that loves a combination of the above...

Firebox £29.99

Rick and Morty Portal Gun Light - Ever wanted the smartest man in the world to blast a hole in your wall? We bet you have, you dirty beast.

Firebox £25.99

Stormtrooper Gin - Unlike the ol’ bucketheads, ensure you never miss a shot with this stunning set of stand-out gins - with a nerdy, officially licensed Star Wars twist.

Firebox £49.99

Squats? Swiss ball leg curls? Cosmetic surgery?! There are better ways to Grow a Booty. And with our patented method you'll see results in just 15-20 days!

Firebox £10.99

Disney Villains Face Mask Collection - This set of three is packed full of skin-loving ingredients to impart a heinously healthy glow.

Firebox £13.99

Weird Things Humans Search For - We’ve all done some weird searches. But are your weird searches as weird as everyone else’s weird searches, or are they actually really weird? Or perhaps even not weird at all but actually quite normal? Shit, we don’t know! Better play this game.

Firebox £19.99