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Too scared to play all your lovely vintage vinyl in case you tarnish its resale value? What a modern problem. Luckily we’ve got a modern solution. This Teeny Tiny Turntable! Complete with three different mini-LPs, this turntable is truly teeny, tiny, and bags of fun. Just slot one of the ‘records’ onto the pin and give it a spin to hear 70s funk, classic rock, or a bit of good ol’ fashioned jazz. But the fun doesn’t stop there - you can even customise it using the included stickers or swot up on your music history with the included 32 page book of fun facts about the best records of all time. It’s even better than a real record player! Certainly cheaper, anyway.

Where's Bob? On a mountaintop? In a wooded forest? Maybe a TV studio? Find the world's favourite painting instructor in more than a dozen unique settings within this original search-and-find activity book. Where's Bob? includes 15 full-colour illustrated scenes to search for Bob Ross in sites reminiscent of his paintings, such as at a riverbank, the seaside, or woods, as well as settings inspired by the artist's life experiences, including a TV studio and shopping mall. The book also invites you to find items like Peapod the squirrel, Bob's paint palette, and his paintbrush within the illustrations. Happy searching!

Ah, you’re looking for a cookbook that’ll make waves in your kitchen without any... unplanned submersible experiences.  This collection features luxurious, Titanic-era recipes for appetisers, mains, desserts, and cocktails, as well as sections on Traditional Edwardian Table Settings, Dos and Donts for Edwardian Entertaining, Parlor Games, and Titanic Trivia.

"Hey, does that look like a penis to you?" Vegetables, clouds, cactuses, rock formations, baked goods – the mind sees penises in the strangest of places. At last, you can hone this age-old 'skill' with Spot the Cock! This phallic activity book features 96 busy illustrations from the deepest depths of space to shark-infested waters, each one concealing a crudely-drawn cock for you to seek out. As you'll discover, it's surprisingly hard.

Nerdy Only Connect types know that there’s nothing quite as stimulating as a good brain-teaser - and that goes double for this sexually charged lot! Prepare to engage the aubergine emoji area of your mind. This compendium of crude crosswords, wicked word-searches, dirty dot-to-dots and provocative puzzles will put the naughtiest corners of your filthy little brain to work. It’s surprisingly easy to solve this stuff when you’ve got a smutty vocabulary. It’s time to show up the clever clogses once and for all, with a little help from your sexual side. Maybe don’t whip this one out on the train, you might get some funny looks from the other commuters. Especially if there are kids about.

You're probably looking at this LEGO Rainbow Bricks Puzzle thinking "okay, distinctive colours, well-defined edges and angles, this should be a walk in the park for a seasoned puzzler like me, right?" Only one way to find out! It's definitely harder than it looks. This vibrant puzzle is officially-licensed by the guys at LEGO and is made up 1000 pieces for you to grapple with. More importantly, you can solve this puzzle on the floor without fear of stepping on a piece and experiencing the greatest pain known to humankind.

Lego is the greatest toy ever created - fact. This writer could happily stop typing right now and just go and play with Lego for days. Ahh what a life that would be... Anyway. Whether your Lego journey is just beginning or you've built an entire Lego utopia in your attic – this puzzle is for you! The Lego Minifigure Faces Puzzle celebrates the iconic yellow character and its wide range of expressions and emotions. With 1000 pieces, it's guaranteed to bring hours (or weeks depending on your puzzling ability) of fun for the whole family. Pssst, if you've always wanted a real-life minifigure of yourself (or someone else) – make sure you check out our Brick Yourself™ Personalised Minifigures

Experience the magic of knitting in the first-ever Lord of the Rings knitting guide, featuring more than 25 patterns inspired by the mythical world of Tolkien’s Middle-earth. Inspired by the popular books and film adaptations—including beloved characters, locations, and natural elements––this guide features a variety of knitting techniques, like cables, lace, colorwork, brioche, and textured stitches, and it includes patterns for apparel, accessories, and home décor for every skill level. From the Hobbits’ warm, rustic knits and the Dwarves’ rugged armour to the intricate, lacy garments of the Elves of Rivendell, there’s a pattern to suit everyone in your life. With detailed instructions and stunning full-color photography, knit yourself an Elf Maiden Cloak, Second Breakfast Socks and Mittens, an Elven Bread Shawl, a Dwarf Battle Helmet, a One Ring to Warm Them All Scarf, a Precioussss Doll, and more with the help of this homage to the beautiful world of The Lord of the Rings.